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By fluffy (Mon Feb 04, 2008 at 12:24:05 AM EST) (all tags)
We really should.


Write what dev trash should say.
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Okay. by ammoniacal (4.00 / 3) #1 Mon Feb 04, 2008 at 12:45:55 AM EST
"Is that an hourly rate? How much for the 2-girl show? Are your shots up-to-date?"

General rules are: All skirts no lower then [sic] two inches below the knee (unless it's for Church) --Travis Frey


clearly you've never been in NE PA by dev trash (2.00 / 0) #10 Tue Feb 05, 2008 at 10:12:38 PM EST
rates are for the weekend
Lesbianism is a myth here.
Shots?  These people don't want no steekin mercury laced vaccines!


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My doctor is making me wear an... by chuckles (4.00 / 1) #2 Mon Feb 04, 2008 at 01:08:10 AM EST
e-collar so I don't eat my stitches, again.'

Skateboarding is a crime.




But let's say, just for the sake of argument, by Rogerborg (4.00 / 1) #3 Mon Feb 04, 2008 at 07:56:49 AM EST
that I hadn't lubed it first.  Then what would my options be?

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Metus amatores matrum compescit, non clementia.


That all depends on the kind of glue [nt] by Alan Crowe (2.00 / 0) #7 Mon Feb 04, 2008 at 01:20:27 PM EST


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No, really, I didn't /mean/ to do that by wiredog (2.00 / 0) #4 Mon Feb 04, 2008 at 08:02:02 AM EST
But, you know, when they gave me the rover controls, I couldn't resist.

Earth First!
(We can strip mine the rest later.)



Ok by anonimouse (4.00 / 1) #5 Mon Feb 04, 2008 at 10:08:40 AM EST
I confess I am one of the writers of XXXXX Plonker YYYYY and its all true..

Girls come and go but a mortgage is for 25 years -- JtL


My mini-black hole fell through my diamond anvil by Alan Crowe (4.00 / 1) #6 Mon Feb 04, 2008 at 01:17:22 PM EST
I was only aiming for neutron star density. There was a wonderful neutrino burst as I overcame Pauli pressure. I flipped the switch to power down the compression lasers, but the contacts had welded themselves shut. Zap. The gamma spectrum chirped hard as the target collapsed, and then gravity took over.

Its down there now eating atoms. Hundreds per second. Soon it will be thousands, then tens of thousands... Only a few hours left.

They say that confession is good for the soul. I ought to write a diary on Husi, let people know I have doomed us all. But why worry folk. The end will be quick, like the cable in a lift shaft breaking. All fall down, till the tides tug and stretch like the rack, but so quick, no time to plead or bargin or revert to orthodoxy, no time to repent my hubris. Oh God I have doomed us all.



Best f-1ction intro EVAR by Rogerborg (2.00 / 0) #8 Mon Feb 04, 2008 at 02:07:44 PM EST
Now it just needs some sentient ocelots in miniskirts.

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The thing is by Herring (2.00 / 0) #9 Mon Feb 04, 2008 at 05:33:08 PM EST
tiny black holes would probably evaporate very quickly due to Hawking radiation. Or something.

When my grandfather became ill, my grandmother rubbed goose-fat into his back. He went downhill quite quickly after that. - Milton Jones
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