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Smiling Charlie presents you with a proposition. He will grant you 3 fresh steeds if you perform a trick for him of the most base quality. Will you take his deal?
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| Well, I think that Smiling Charlie is nothing but a twopenny opera! And he doesn't even have an Aria! |
4 votes - 8 %
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| Finding my belt buckle may require both time and a certain mindset, but I promise that the rewards will be thick... and heavy. |
2 votes - 4 %
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| People often say to me, "Hey... what the hell are you doing in here?!" But then I laugh and run away. It's great fun. |
4 votes - 8 %
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| Without a lot of evidence we cannot say whether or not there were a parade of cats in the cupboard. We do know, however, that our moss infection has cleared up. I think that says something. |
11 votes - 22 %
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| When he used to smile, his mouth would hurt for days. He stopped after a while, and that's when he figured out that faking the happiness was almost as bad as not having it to begin with. |
8 votes - 16 %
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| In my wallet: A condom, A piece of paper with several phone numbers, and Sally, the 12-year-old asian girl. |
7 votes - 14 %
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| Irradiated sensor soup, now half-off! |
0 votes - 0 %
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| When I make the noise that goes like this, I make the noise that goes like this. |
3 votes - 6 %
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| I would like to vote to do the hustle. I think it would help us in these trying times. |
11 votes - 22 %
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| 50 Total Votes |
